LINGO

 

                     LINGO      

                  Bygone till Today

  

Struth, ocker, watch yer lingo, times change mate

can’t use broad, sheila, bird, if yer wish to date,  

don’t pat their backside, or flip back-bra strap

dinki-di, they’ll sue yer arse off, for minor petting crap.

 

No eyeballing, sly leers, what they wear summer or fall

feminists, Me Too, label yer a sleazy slime ball,

journalists claim guilty deserve the bloody boot

just bugger off, take yer mind off any stray root.

 

Don’t be a drongo, join yer pals, go to fav’rite local pub

skull pots of beer, eat dog’s eye with dead’ orse, great grub,

only dickheads get’s drunk as a skunk, much to regret

step up to the plate, treat women equally, with respect.

 

 

Alan Pinkus                                                         alpinkuspoetry.blogspot.com